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“Fuck you!” I screamed at my teacher, throwing my graded essay before her; this action was warranted by her gross misappropriation of privilege simply because she did not appreciate the artistry of my craft, instead dismissing it as “tedious” and “bombastic” - neither of which describes me at all.

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I've been in prison for 5 minutes and already been raped twice

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I looked out of my window to see him standing in my garden, holding a knife and grinning at me.

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I excused myself to the restroom, clenching my asshole, hoping my date wouldn’t notice I’m about to blow.

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She swore she would love me forever.

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A policeman just arrested me for public misconduct, but I’m hoping he’ll let me off with just a fine.

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This Christmas, the elves realize Santa’s run out of resources to make toys.

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After our son's death, my wife began acting weird around mirrors and avoided looking at them

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It doesn't matter your gender or whether you're black, white, or blue.

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I ran into the dark alleyway towards the sound of the little girl calling for help. As I turned the corner I saw a man press pause on a YouTube video on his phone and point a gun at my head.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Fuck you!” I screamed at my teacher, throwing my graded essay before her; this action was warranted by her gross misappropriation of privilege simply because she did not appreciate the artistry of my craft, instead dismissing it as “tedious” and “bombastic” - neither of which describes me at all.	4
I've been in prison for 5 minutes and already been raped twice	4
I looked out of my window to see him standing in my garden, holding a knife and grinning at me.	4
I excused myself to the restroom, clenching my asshole, hoping my date wouldn’t notice I’m about to blow.	4
She swore she would love me forever.	4
A policeman just arrested me for public misconduct, but I’m hoping he’ll let me off with just a fine.	4
This Christmas, the elves realize Santa’s run out of resources to make toys.	4
After our son's death, my wife began acting weird around mirrors and avoided looking at them	4
It doesn't matter your gender or whether you're black, white, or blue.	4
I ran into the dark alleyway towards the sound of the little girl calling for help. As I turned the corner I saw a man press pause on a YouTube video on his phone and point a gun at my head.	4